Dear Customer -
It is not my fault that you stopped pumping your gas 2 cents shy of the amount you prepaid! And DO NOT then come back into the store, solely to give me a patronizing lecture on how now the liter count on your gas receipt is "no longer accurate" and how I should tell the owners that their pump dispensed 49.98 instead of 50.00, implying that they were somehow cheating you! Seriously? All of that over 2 lousy cents???
If you were trying to prove a point by being a total ass to me and demanding a 2 cent refund, then you failed, buddy. I could have spoken up you know, argued with you - as I would've had every right to do. I could have defended myself and MY FAMILY'S livelihood by informing you that it is near impossible for the pump to dispense the incorrect amount, due to the fact that the Weights and Measurements department of the GOVERNMENT comes every few months and tests all the pumps to make sure something like that doesn't happen -
But instead I kept my mouth shut, smiled acidly at you, and placed the nickel refund you so kindly requested down on the counter. You're welcome.
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, and have a GREAT FUCKIN DAY.
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