How bout you mind your own buisness?

Yeah um, screw all of you customers who feel the need to give me a pep talk!
Just because I don't have an obnoxiously bubbly personality and my face doesn't explode into a thousand rays of sunshine when you walk in the door, does NOT mean I'm dissatisfied with or am bad at my job, nor does it mean that I have a bad attitude.
Maybe I just found out my uncle is in the hospital, or I just broke up with my boyfriend? Maybe that's just how my face naturally looks. Did you EVER think of that??? No, you just decided to go ahead and open your big mouth and give me a lecture on how I should "be in a good mood because I have a job" and how I should be "more grateful".
Screw you, I don't need your assumptions, your opinions, nor your bad advice. Has the level of customer service I provide suffered greatly because I didn't smile? Do I give YOU what for when you have the occasional bad day?
NO. So stop being a pompous so-and-so with a stick shoved up your you-know-what and keep your comments to YOURSELF.

SUPER FUN FACT #4

The British Military originally coined the slang word "cooties" from kutu, the Polynesian word for pubic lice.  Gross, eh?

nasty people. nasty, nasty, nasty

Yeah, how bout you don't stick your hand down your pants and scratch your balls right in front of me, and then proceed to use that same hand to hand me your money???

Today's humour

Did she even see Zoolander?

1 per person

Attention people:  only 1 person can get fuel from 1 pump at a time.   Just because  a pump has more than 1 hoses doesn't mean 2 people can get gas from the same pump at the same time.

OMG, that's like, sooo hot man

Dear customer -

Yeah, okay we get it, you're hot. Really hot. That still doesn't give you the right to walk around with your nose stuck in the air and treat everyone else like they're beneath you. Get over yourself, you put on your skin-tight Under Armor athletic t-shirt that wicks away sweat one armhole at a time, just like everyone else puts on their normal people t-shirts.