Wednesday, August 20, 2014
Come on, they're just doing their job, man!
Dear Customers,
Please don't give my employees a hard time because they won't give you your cigarettes right away. It's our policy to hold cigarettes and/or lottery tickets until the transaction goes through, because we've had things stolen from the counter before. We've also had cases where a customer's card is declined due to insufficient funds or something, and they've already pocketed the merchandise. Try getting those back now. So I don't care if you're a regular customer and "everyone else knows you". Our employees are only doing their job, so unless they know you and trust you really well, don't get all up in their face just because you have to wait ten more seconds for your pack of cigarettes.
Please don't give my employees a hard time because they won't give you your cigarettes right away. It's our policy to hold cigarettes and/or lottery tickets until the transaction goes through, because we've had things stolen from the counter before. We've also had cases where a customer's card is declined due to insufficient funds or something, and they've already pocketed the merchandise. Try getting those back now. So I don't care if you're a regular customer and "everyone else knows you". Our employees are only doing their job, so unless they know you and trust you really well, don't get all up in their face just because you have to wait ten more seconds for your pack of cigarettes.
one word - eww.
PUBLIC STATEMENT -
Gas stations/Corner stores are not licensed to sell Viagra. Yeah, you heard me. Viagra.
Gas stations/Corner stores are not licensed to sell Viagra. Yeah, you heard me. Viagra.
August 20, 2014
Dear Pushy Soccer Mom,
Please don't push in line and tell me how your son is late for soccer after he just spend the last 5 minutes asking me the price of every water we sell. If you are late, try leaving earlier instead of taking it out on me. Why is it my fault you are late?
Tuesday, August 19, 2014
Monday, August 18, 2014
August 18, 2014
Dear Customer,
Please don't snap your fingers at me. I am not a dog and I don't do tricks.
Sunday, August 17, 2014
August 17,2014
Dear Customer,
Please do not use the windshield wiper fluid bucket to through your garbage in it. It is not a garbage can. I thought that was obvious with the squeegee in the bucket!!!!
Please do not use the windshield wiper fluid bucket to through your garbage in it. It is not a garbage can. I thought that was obvious with the squeegee in the bucket!!!!
Saturday, August 16, 2014
August 16, 2014
Dear Customer,
Nobody likes a complainer. I pretty sure I don't have complaint department stamped across my forehead. Please do not complain to me about other customers. I cannot do anything about it and I really don't want to get involved because it is really none of my business.
Friday, August 15, 2014
August 15, 2014 - Not a bleepin restaurant!
Dear Customers,
Contrary to popular belief, the gas station is not an eat-before-you-pay establishment. People have thought this before, that's why the signs are on the microwave and hot water nozzle! We would very much appreciate it if any and all food was PAID for and only then opened and heated up. This is NOT a restaurant! Does it look like a restaurant? Really? Well it's not! So have some respect for our business, and the common decency and logic to PAY for your food before eating it!
Contrary to popular belief, the gas station is not an eat-before-you-pay establishment. People have thought this before, that's why the signs are on the microwave and hot water nozzle! We would very much appreciate it if any and all food was PAID for and only then opened and heated up. This is NOT a restaurant! Does it look like a restaurant? Really? Well it's not! So have some respect for our business, and the common decency and logic to PAY for your food before eating it!
August 15, 2014
Dear Customer,
Please don't start yelling at me when I'm all the way across the store cleaning or something, and telling me what you want. I won't be able to hear anything you're saying, and by the time I have walked up to the front of the store and get behind the counter, I'll have forgotten most of it anyway. It's kind of rude, don't you think?
Please don't start yelling at me when I'm all the way across the store cleaning or something, and telling me what you want. I won't be able to hear anything you're saying, and by the time I have walked up to the front of the store and get behind the counter, I'll have forgotten most of it anyway. It's kind of rude, don't you think?
Monday, August 4, 2014
August 4, 2014
Dear Customer:
If there are customers waiting behind you to get fuel, please pump your fuel first before playing with the dog that is tied up to the railing.
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