Did she even see Zoolander?

1 per person

Attention people:  only 1 person can get fuel from 1 pump at a time.   Just because  a pump has more than 1 hoses doesn't mean 2 people can get gas from the same pump at the same time.

OMG, that's like, sooo hot man

Dear customer -

Yeah, okay we get it, you're hot. Really hot. That still doesn't give you the right to walk around with your nose stuck in the air and treat everyone else like they're beneath you. Get over yourself, you put on your skin-tight Under Armor athletic t-shirt that wicks away sweat one armhole at a time, just like everyone else puts on their normal people t-shirts.

SUPER FUN FACT #3

Did you ever wonder what the shortest regularly scheduled airline flight is? It takes place between the islands of Westray and Papa Westray in Scotland, a total distance of 1.5 miles. The flight takes a whopping 2 minutes, including taxiing.    Cool, eh?

Rude + Stupid = you're in trouble

Probably not a smart idea to come into a gas station and be rude and chauvinistic to a female cashier while paying with a company card, then drive off in your car with the company name printed right across the side in bright letters. You're not only representing yourself, you're representing your company when you drive around in that car, and what do you think your company is going to think about you driving around in their vehicle, using their company card and treating people like dirt? They probably won't like how it reflects on them too much.